Don't knock on my door. I'm a day-sleeper. At least I try to be, but I'm writing on here, right now. Having a sign on your front door that says you are a day-sleeper is like having a sign that reads:  I will be at work at night. That's when it's dark outside. You can come in and nobody will see you. If anyone hears you breaking my window they will be too afraid to check it out. There's some roast beef in the 'fridge. The plates are in the right-hand cupboard. Sometimes the toilet handle sticks so you just need to jiggle it a bit when you are done. Water is pretty high in this village. Thanks. Have a nice night.