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Kellyanne Conway: The love-child of Dolly Parton and Lyle Lovett?

 

 

With the photo of a thinner, aged Dolly Parton, recently released along with photos of the tragic fire which destroyed so many homes in the Tennessee Smokey Mountain blaze, came praise for Dolly to step up to the plate and donate $1,000 to each family losing their homes. But, that is not all that was sparked by this particular photo of Dolly Parton. An ealier 2016 speculation was re-ignited; that of the possible children born of younger flings in the life of Dolly.

Among the stories of love-child gossip, there stands one that was, by appearances on the surface, quite intriguing. Is President-Elect Donald Trump’s leading campaign and transition team whirl-wind, Kellyanne Conway, the result of an encounter between Dolly Parton and country-western performing artist Lyle Lovett?

This rumor has been easily proven false. Although Lyle and Dolly have been at the same place at the same time on more occasions than countable, Lyle Lovett was born in 1957. Kellyanne Conway was born in 1967. Lyle Lovett is not as old as he looks. In 1993, when Lyle eloped and married actress Julia Roberts, he was only 35, although he looked older, then, too, due to the deep crevices on his cheeks, and remnants of skin conditions. Lyle is not old enough to have fathered Kellyanne Conway.

Actually, speculators say, it is likely that the original Lyle-Kellyanne rumor got an unfortunate twist, following the publication of just one photo of Dolly in which she looked a little like she could be the mother of Kellyanne. Yes, a distorted twist from the original story. Lyle Lovett’s father, William Pearce, was a successful marketer who lived in Texas but traveled widely in the 1960’s. Kellyanne Conway’s mother divorced when Kellyanne was three years old. They lived in New Jersey. Kellyanne grew up to be a highly talented marketer, as well. Lyle’s father was a great marketer; Kellyane has what seems to be a fantastic inborn knack for marketing, and Kellyanne bears some resemblances to Lyle. The original rumor was that Lyle and Kellyanne are secret siblings.

Photo credits: ronbenningtoninterviews.com (Lyle); The Dollywood Foundation (Dolly) ; Jonathon Ernst-Reuters (Kellyane)